Broken

He's been one of my best friends since I've moved to Texas & the first boy who had a crush on me.
He's taught me so much & has had a huge struggle in life. Whenever I was down he would cheer me up and now he is leaving... We have been through so much together as friends and I know the real person he is, not this person who is overcome. Live & Learn I suppose, he will now have to fight this alone, I'm going to miss him so much. Maybe this is for the best, to help him. All we can do is pray. The hansom, loving, free-spirited kid will come back, the same as he was. I know it. I love you so much & know I'm going to be here for you every step of the way. Like your father said...

"It's not what happens, it's how you handle it when it happens."

Can't wait till you return I'm going to miss you every second till then Jake.

Sincerly,

Morgan.

Time

It's been quite a while since I've updated this blog, it's all been flying by.
Time that is. I loved every moment of sophomore year, wouldn't change one thing. Every laugh has made me more joyful, every tear stronger, every mistake a tad wiser. I wouldn't change my friends, family, or memories for the world.

I've realized more also in this past year then ever before.
Here are a few.

-I cleaned out my laptop and I would find perhaps a funny photo of something random, or a list of cool words, I perhaps look at maybe twice a year, but wish I looked at more. This time I looked at them, I deleted them. Because I enjoyed them already and they are just taking up space, that's what I'm doing in my life, cleaning up and throwing away. If something is used and there really is no use for it again, why keep it?

-WHO CARES? This one is a HUGE thing. I've totally come to the realization that it really doesn't matter AT ALL what people say or think about you. High school is high school, people are GOING to screw up, make MISTAKES, and have a CRAZY ride. What's high school for? I dislike whenever people judge others for their mistakes and sins, when they have their own that weigh just as much in God's eyes. THINK ABOUT IT. The only person that I should worry about judging me someday, is our Saviour.

-Be kind to everyone. I am a very sarcastic person, mainly to my friends and people that I know aren't going to be offended. BUT I do need to work on not coming off serious when I'm not, especially to people I do not know. Guys if you meet me, know that I'm playing 99.9% of the time. But back on topic, don't judge right from the get go, learn about the person, talk to that person, before deciding if they are the same person you've heard other talk about, most of the time those people turn out to be great.

-Last but not least.                               LIVE IT UP
You only live once :)


In order to be old and wise, we must first be young and stupid.

Confused

That's all I am.

Make Life Simple Again

So I found this new website,
if you haven't heard of it, you HAVE to check it out.

http://www.stumbleupon.com

You just check off things you are interested in, and it shows you so many websites that would interest you.
I LOVE IT.

So, I was "stumbling" and I found this.
God sent this to me, I know it.
Most of these, I am going to start doing.

60 Ways To Make Life Simple Again

1. Don’t try to read other people’s minds.  Don’t make other people try to read yours.  Communicate.
2. Be polite, but don’t try to be friends with everyone around you.  Instead, spend time nurturing your relationships with the people who matter most to you.
3. Your health is your life, keep up with it.  Get an annual physical check-up.
4. Live below your means.  Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.  Always sleep on big purchases.  Create a budget and savings plan and stick to both of them.
5. Get enough sleep every night.  An exhausted mind is rarely productive.
6.  Get up 30 minutes earlier so you don’t have to rush around like a mad man.  That 30 minutes will help you avoid speeding tickets, tardiness, and other unnecessary headaches.
7. Get off your high horse, talk it out, shake hands or hug, and move on.
8. Don’t waste your time on jealously.  The only person you’re competing against is yourself.
9. Surround yourself with people who fill your gaps.  Let them do the stuff they’re better at so you can do the stuff you’re better at.
10. Organize your living space and working space.
11. Get rid of stuff you don’t use.
12. Ask someone if you aren’t sure.
13. Spend a little time now learning a time-saving trick or shortcut that you can use over and over again in the future.
14. Don’t try to please everyone.  Just do what you know is right.
15. Don’t drink alcohol or consume recreational drugs when you’re mad or sad.  Take a jog instead.
16. Be sure to pay your bills on time.
17. Fill up your gas tank on the way home, not in the morning when you’re in a hurry.
18. Use technology to automate tasks.
19. Handle important two-minute tasks immediately.
20. Relocate closer to your place of employment.
21. Don’t steal.
22. Always be honest with yourself and others.
23. Say “I love you” to your loved ones as often as possible.
24. Single-task.  Do one thing at a time and give it all you got.
25. Finish one project before you start another.
26. Be yourself.
27. When traveling, pack light.  Don’t bring it unless you absolutely must.
28. Clean up after yourself.  Don’t put it off until later.
29. Learn to cook, and cook.
30. Make a weekly (healthy) menu, and shop for only the items you need.
31. Consider buying and cooking food in bulk.  If you make a large portion of something on Sunday, you can eat leftovers several times during the week without spending more time cooking.
32. Stay out of other people’s drama.  And don’t needlessly create your own.
33. Buy things with cash.
34. Maintain your car, home, and other personal belongings you rely on.
35. Smile often, even to complete strangers.
36. If you hate doing it, stop it.
37. Treat everyone with the same level of respect you would give to your grandfather and the same level of patience you would have with your baby brother.
38. Apologize when you should.
39. Write things down.
40. Be curious.  Don’t be scared to learn something new.
41. Explore new ideas and opportunities often.
42. Don’t be shy.  Network with people.  Meet new people.
43. Don’t worry too much about what other people think about you.
44. Spend time with nice people who are smart, driven, and likeminded.
45. Don’t text and drive.  Don’t drink and drive.
46. Drink water when you’re thirsty.
47. Don’t eat when you’re bored.  Eat when you’re hungry.
48. Exercise every day.  Simply take a long, relaxing walk.
49. Let go of things you can’t change.  Concentrate on things you can.
50. Find hard work you actually enjoy doing.
51. Realize that the harder you work, the luckier you will become.
52. Follow your heart.  Don’t waste your life fulfilling someone else’s dreams and desires.
53. Set priorities for yourself and act accordingly.
54. Take it slow and add up all your small victories.
55. However good or bad a situation is now, it will change.  Accept this simple fact.
56. Excel at what you do.  Otherwise you’ll just frustrate yourself.
57. Mature, but don’t grow up too fast.
58. Realize that you’re never quite as right as you think you are.
59. Build something or do something that makes you proud.
60. Make mistakes, learn from them, laugh about them, and move along.

You're Not Sorry

All this time I was wasting

Hoping you would come around

I've been giving out chances every time

And all you do is let me down

And it's taking me this long

Baby but I figured you out

And you're thinking we'll be fine again

But not this time around

You don't have to call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

Don't wanna hurt anymore

And you can say that you're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're not sorry, no, no, no, no

Looking so innocent

I might believe you if I didn't know

Could've loved you all my life

If you hadn't left me waiting in the cold

And you got your share of secrets

And I'm tired of being last to know

And now you're asking me to listen

Cause it's worked each time before

But you don't have to call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

Don't wanna hurt anymore

And you can tell me that you're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're not sorry, no, no, oh

You're not sorry, no, no, oh

You had me falling for you honey

And it never would've gone away, no

You used to shine so bright

But I watched all of it fade

So you don't have to call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

There's nothing left to beg for

And you can tell me that you're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're not sorry, no, no, oh

You're not sorry, no, no, oh

No, oh, no, oh, no oh

Whoa, no, no

Go For It

Today I went back to school shopping, and I bought so many things and I really realized how fortunate I am. Some kids in the world can't even afford food to eat and I even know personally some people that can't buy clothing because they are trying to save up. I just want to thank God for everything I have, and I need to work on being thankful.


That's one thing that I want to work on this Sophomore year.


Be thankful- I honestly complain was to much about my life, either it be I'm not happy with the way I look or I'm bored, etc. I need to take a step back and just appreciate the life I have.


Stay organized- I'm OCD when it comes to somethings, but others honestly I just give up after a certain point. Like school by winter I'm done with keeping my things in order and that gives me a disadvantage. So keep my assignments, my driving info, my agenda, everything in check.


Spend more time with my family- Not only am I hardly with my family, when I am I am just in a bad mood. I notice that I am rude to my siblings, even though they annoy me I need to deal with it and put on a smile... If I'm the bigger person I think they will follow my lead.


No insomnia-  I seriously go to bed from 3:00-4:00 a.m every night. Even when I'm by myself. Then I end up waking up late and wasting half of my day, and then when I want to make plans it's too late. So I need to get off of the computer, or turn off the t.v and snooze earlier than midnight at least.


Chill with the facebook- I made this deal with my friend Cayleigh that we had to stay off facebook for one week, one week only. Sunday-Saturday. So I deleted my Facebook Application on my Iphone (the main resource I blame for my addiction), and took it off my homescreen on my Mac. So Wednesday rolls around only three days has gone by, and I get a text from her telling me to check my fb (yes I'm even using abbreviations) because she caved and got on... So I checked mine to make it even but I am trying to stay off again... I feel like when I'm on it's all I do! So again, forget facebook.


Keep up with the word- I have been reading my Bible so much more, and I just feel closer to the Lord and ah I just love this feeling. I am going to make it last. As well as reading the Bible more, I'm going to go to church more often, youth, and try to help out at God's House on thursdays.


Stay on the right path- I guess this has something to do with the last thing I mentioned but, I have been making very good decisions and I am going to continue to do so this year, I am also going to try and keep my friends and other acquaintances on it too.


Be happy- I don't notice how sometimes I treat people rudely because I'm in a bad mood or had a bad morning, I'm going to try and be happy, not just look happy but genuinely let go of my troubles and look on the bright side. Oh, also treat everyone with respect that they deserve.


I hope I can do these things,
wish me luck talk to you next year.

Summer

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately.
During summer I just haven't found the time to do many things that I enjoy, including this. Which is sad because school is around the corner... So much to do so little time.


This summer has taught me so much more than I could ever imagine, a first for so many things, and second for many as well. I had my heart broken... twice. I learned the true meaning of life... I went back to my favorite place in the entire world. I got a little sun. Laughed until I cried and cried until I laughed with some of the most amazing people I could ever ask for. But, for as much as I learned this summer... I have so many more questions & desires. 


I am ready to endure sophomore year. I am actually excited to go back to school, but don't quote me on that. Honestly though, I think this year is going to be my favorite of them all. I am so much more... prepared. I guess that is the word I am looking for. My walk with the Lord is so much stronger and since I am reading his word more I feel like I can do anything, and the reason I feel like that is because I can. With him I can.


This moment that I am having is him in me, these moments where I feel strong and bold are rare lately though. I have been feeling sort of in a "fake happy" mode, if any of you have ever felt like that. Where you know you should be in high spirits and satisfied with your life, because you are so blessed... But it just feels as if something is missing? That "missing" piece may be what God has been wanting me to long for. Him. I know that should be what I am longing for, during this summer... I felt that being in a relationship with a guy makes me so much more happy. Which is NOT what God wants, of course he wants me to be happy but, I'm too young to be wanting to be "in love". At least... with a guy. God wants me to be in love with him and for him to make me the happiest. So that is a reason why I think this sophomore year is going to be great. Because I have realized that.


Thank you Lord for summer two thousand and ten.
I used to think that I wanted to erase some of the memories, but now I see that every single one that I have made has helped me grow closer in my walk with you.

Marilyn Monroe

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

I seriously love this quote. I agree with it 100 percent.

Solitude

Freshman year has by far been the best and worst year of my life.

When people ask me what my favorite school year has been, I've always said 6th grade.

But now I can say 6th AND 9th.

I don't think I've ever laughed as much as this year and I thank God for it.

For the people who he has brought me close too, for the smiles that I've seen on others faces, for teachers who have taught me more about life than school.

Here are some people who have impacted my life this yearrr.

1. You are the person that I've become closest to this year, not only are you so different from anyone i've ever met, you lead me in an amazing direction. I know your confused on some things right now, but your a wonderful person inside and out. I love you so much and I swear that we will hang out soon, it's pathetic I've never had a best friend that I haven't hung out with.

2. You have been my best friend since the beginning of time, you know more about me than anyone else, and I'm so thankful that God put you in my life. You have taught me more than you think and you are smarter than you think as well. Give yourself more credit, your a very strong girl.

3. You are new in my life,

and I want you to stay in it :)

4. I miss you, girl I never see you at school and we have only hung out a couple of times but, I miss being in classes with you. I really really hope we have classes together next year like 8th grade.

5. I think you are one of the sweetest and most creative person I've ever met. You are going to read this most likely, but not know that it is you. I think you are very smart and strong as well, plus I don't think I could have made it through art class without you. I want to hang out this summer... and steal your wardrobe... (that might give it away.)

6. Babyy gurll, you are never going to read this. But, I wanted to thank you for this year we have become so much closer, and you understand a lot of what I am going through. I feel like you will tell me the truth even if it hurts my feelings and I respect your opinion for that. Here's to a great summer together.

7. You, oh you. We've been through a lot together, and although I think you don't really care about me now, I still care about you a lot, not the way I used to but I still cherish your friendship. Mistake after mistake has been made, but this summer I hope to clear things up with you.

8. Well, I don't really know what to think of you. For some reason I get different vibes from you, when your around different people. Friends or not friends? I really hope the first one.

9. I don't like how you judge people, but I guess that is a part of life. I'm going to meet people who are just perfect and have never made a mistake.

10. Having so many classes with you this year shows me your playful and sweet side that I didn't think you had. It's very attractive so I hope you stay that way.

11. Wow, I can't believe I'm just now writing something about you, you are probably the one who I've spent the most of my time with this year. And I wouldn't trade those memories for the world. With every laugh and tear our friendship is stronger and stronger. Love you.

12. You chica are the FUNNIEST girl on the planet. BAR NONE. I honestly love your guts and hope that we hang out during this summer, because your name brings a smile to my face.

13. You are also a new friend, and I love ya already girly. I really hope that we get together this summer and have a bunch of fun to make up for time lost this year!

14. I miss being very close to you, you were like my brother... But I guess things can change in a couple of months...

15. Can we go back to the way things used to be...?

16. I love your music, hugs, pick me up texts, and smile.

It's all the same

Alright.
So do you wanna know a little secret pet peeve of mine?


It is when people judge someone they do not know.


YES, I will admit that I have done that before,
but not to this extent.
Everyone has said little things here and there about someone they do not know,
but that doesn't make it right, now does it?


I would l o v e to talk to the people that I need to about this, BUT. My very good friend wants me to keep my mouth shut, I guess until I have her permission I cannot confront these lovely ladies. Anyway, the reason I would want to confront them, is because I have "heard" things they have been saying & I do not rely on what I "hear" so I want to go directly to the source. But, as I've said. My friend does not want me to say anything, and I will have enough respect to do that.


These girls that have been saying things about me and my friends are supposedly "christians" and I'm not denying it, they are GREAT girls. BUT, when they judge my friends and I, when they don't even KNOW us, that is uncalled for . If you hear something about someone, jump to your own conclusions about someone, or say something that may be completely false about someone, could be even worse than what that person did to make you say those things. Do you follow me?


I can give you an example:
If someone steals a loaf of bread.
or so you hear.
& you judge them and say that they aren't "christian" because "christian people" don't do that.
But then you find out that they didn't even steal the bread,
but you don't believe them anyway.
THAT, jumping to conclusions, is worse than the sin of stealing.
Because YOU do not have a place to judge.
Only Jesus Christ our lord and saviour does.


So please, I am trying to be kind here.
PLEASE get to know someone before you judge them.

Down Time.

Most of you reading this,

know that the past month has been really difficult for me.

I've made some mistakes,

& now I'm paying the consequences.

They say everything happens for a reason,

and I completely agree.

But, what makes me angry is what people believe.

Rumors & lies,

that's what.

If you are wondering what happened.

Its so much easier to ask someone who for sure knows,

than to believe something that isn't true.

It is slowly "blowing over" I guess..

I just have to wait and see,

But for now,

I'm taking some down time.

To recollect my life & see where I want to go with it.

Obviously, I will never allow that to happen again.

Maybe God was trying to show me something,

that I don't have to participate in that,

I can have fun & watch.

Thank you Lord for that.

This whole incident would have been a billion times worse if I would have participated.

Thank you Lord.

Just a cabin compared to the kingdom.

For those of you who don't know chi-rho is a church camp. Not only that but much much more. Some may think that it probably isn't that good, but it was for me last year, when it helped me find God on a whole new level. I am so thankful for that week last year and am very thankful for being able to go again this year. Oh, chi-rho. I miss you oh so very much. Today we received slips to come back to chi-rho and I am oh so excited. 


To come back to the wide mountains, crisp cool air, and cedar trees. A week without temptations and almost free of sin. A journey with my closest friends as we take a walk with God. It is as if everything on earth is at a standstill in awe of your glory.. The blue birds, the chilly rivers, even the dirt dances for you. A cabin built from earth's woods for a shelter for your people, as we come together to form a palace of peace and unity. To share a celebration of the death of evil, when entering your kingdom in Heaven. For us to stand hand in hand next to the Almighty and His son, to overcome challenges faced on earth so we may live eternally in the presence of what is all holy and honorable forever..

Stop

Last night I went to "Cotillion",
I was expecting something VERY boring with adults telling us pointless things, and being practically bored to death.


But.


When I went it was for sure not the worst, and as it went on, a lady (Mrs. Orr) was speaking to us about... just life. And when she was speaking, things that I have heard over and over in my life, actually starting registering in my mind, and she helped me make decisions that I have been trying to avoid for sometime now. Everything she said almost is exactly what I've been going through. 


I love all of my friends, even those who may make bad decisions, because who am I to judge? Especially when they are a long time friend. Some people may judge them, and me for that matter based on who I hang out with or past mistakes they've made. That isn't what God wants, he wants you to make great choices of course, but if you judge others and look down upon them for making bad choices it is just as shameful.


Anyway, I never do anything just because someone else wants me to, I make limits for myself, and I may be with people who cross those limits of their own, but that doesn't mean just because they do, that I have to... This might not make sense, but I know it is the right thing, I wouldn't want to "drop" a friend because of one bad choice, of course then again this is hypocritical if there is an entire path they are choosing to take that is not the best. Nevertheless just because I choose to be with these people doesn't mean that I have to take that path as well, see?


She taught us more things as well, such as reputation, language, how important faith is, and other things. Things that I have always known are important but, that doesn't mean I haven't fallen through with each one.


So, since "it is never too late" she says, I have decided on a couple of things that I am going to do to "spiff up my life", ha. :)

1. Put God first.

When making a choice think to myself, "If I could see God right now, would he be smiling?" Sounds cheesy, but true.

2. Not care what others think.

I'm actually pretty good about this one, like I have said before I have limits for myself, I listen to those, not what others' limits are for me.

3. Excersize more.

Not because I am out of shape, that isn't the only reason, ha :) but it is great for you to keep in good health, and make sure you take care of your body.

4. NO CURSING.

I don't know if you have heard me curse, but maybe when i'm in a playing mood or very angry, I do. It isn't attractive, it isn't funny, it's just stupid.

Smaller things...

5. Take more pictures.

I love love love looking back on old pictures and it brings back a flood of memories, I need to start carrying my camera on a leash ;)

6. GET OFF THE COMPUTER.

I'm on this thing... hmm... lets say... 24/7?

7. Don't quit.

I am indeed a h u g e quitter, maybe because I haven't found anything I enjoy, or maybe, probably, because I need more determination.

8. RELAX.

I have anxiety, I think because I am always worried, or on the edge. Even sometimes when it comes to people who maybe very kind but I am in one of those moods where e v e r y t h i n g is annoying, when that happens I need to calm down, and not get mad at them.

10. No drama, mama.

Ha, but seriously, there isn't much, but whatever is out there, don't get involved, when you don't say anything nothing can come back to you, and I know I will feel a whole lot better after I know I avoided a fight.

11. Self esteem.

I am confident, don't get me wrong, but sometimes (maybe because of the anxiety) I worry a little tiny bit, too much. I need to forget my flaws, and live life the 

way God made me too.

12. Complete my bucket list little by little. 

I made one that isn't even close to being finished that is 202 things so farrr, like I said not even close to being finished... But it will be there, I'm not just going to add and add I want to get this puppy accomplished by time lets say... 92? :)

13. Last but not least, BE THANKFUL. 

When I go back to the top and read my first paragraph, it is pathetic. I am GRATEFUL that I even had the opportunity to go to a cotillion, and that the wonderful parents are trying to put this dance together for us teens, to have a little bit of fun for a night. Wow, I am ashamed that is what I thought when going to the class.

These won't all be easy to do, but over time I think everything will come together, to make me into a better person.

I've Got Class.

I love things that make you lol, no not the acronym people use when they don't know what to say in the conversation or to lighten the mood, i mean the literally expression Laugh Out Loud, and these always seem to pull through for me.


This one is 220 things to do in class.
Classic? Yes.
I bolded the ones that I thought were the funniest.
& the bold and italic are the bestttt. (:


1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”. . 
3.When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
4.When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
5.If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it. . 
6.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it. 
7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV. or because _____ the nerd was absent.
8. Poke someone. .
9. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
10.When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.
11. Never bring a pen or pencil so you always have to borrow one from the teacher.
Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery. 
12. Use crayon for important assignments. 
13. Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if you fall over backward.
14.Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
15.When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if you can go to the bathroom.
16.Ask if you can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour around the school.
17.Put too many staples on your paper when you staple it. Extra points if you make a good design with them. 
18.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
19.Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green…and so on.
20.Blurt out the answers to the teachers question. even better if u blurt out the answer before shes done asking the question.
21.When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your seat and shout “I know, I know!” mind”.
22.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you say “I wasn’t paying attention”.
23.When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story you know.
24.When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
25.When the teacher calls on you, talk so softly that the teacher can barely hear you. when she says speak up say something in spanish.
26.When the teacher calls on you say “finally”—Even if you where picked first.
27.Count how many times your teacher says um. At the end of the period, present the grand total at the end of class.
28.Don’t work when the teacher is looking. Work when the teacher is working.
29.Sigh, “This is boring” heavily.
30.Laugh out loud for no reason.
31.Don’t talk to a substitute teacher when the sub says something to you shout stranger danger.
32.Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption.
33.After everything your teacher says say “That’s what you think”.
34. If you have a substitute teacher, ask you and your friends to sit in all different places so that the substitute’s seating chart is all messed up.
35. Keep dropping your pencil.
36.Call your teacher “grandma”.or grandpa
37.Throw lots of spit wads.
38.Fall asleep in class. If the teacher wakes you, say “aww, I was dreaming you were actually nice”. or some other insult of that teacher or class
39.After class, cover every inch of the dry-erase board with dry-erase marker so that the teacher can not write anything on it.
40.Hide other books inside of text books and appear to be reading the text book.
41.After every time the teacher explains something ask “is that going to be on the test?”
42.After every time the teacher explains something say “well, duh”.
43.Make up humorous excuses for being late. example: I was late because I
Forget to have my parents make an excuses for me being late yesterday.
44.Yell “Yessssssssss” after every time you finished something. Anything.
45.Make animal shows on projector.
46.Read your math book when you are supposed to be reading history. If the teacher asks why, say “oh, how did that get there?”
47.Ask a teacher how old she is. When she replies, put your hand over your heart and say “WOW!”
48.Ask the same question the teacher just finished answering 10 minutes ago.
49.Knock a heavy text book off your desk again…and again…and again….and again….
50.Keep finding an excuse to keep walking in front of the projector.
51.Smudge up your paper so that it is hard to read.
52.Ask for help on something. Then say “never mind”. Then ask for help on the same thing 2 minutes later.
53.Make animal bunny ears to the teacher if she/he is infront of the projector.
54.Read out loud during silent reading time.
55.Pretend to fall asleep instead of following instructions. Then say “I don’t get it”.
56.Doodle on your desk. Big, hard to ignore doodles.
57.Write stupid questions on your desk.
58.Put messages in your textbooks.
59.Always write in marker. Bright neon marker colors.
60.While the teacher is talking, roll your eyes. Then yawn and stretch. After that, gaze longingly out the window. Keep looking at the clock every five minutes. Sigh. Very loudly. 
61.Whistle very loudly when the teacher is trying to concentrate.
62.Never look up a word in the dictionary. Always ask your teacher.
63.Put staples all over the floor.
64.If you have the guts, start a food fight. ?
65.Come in just after the bell every day.
66.Complain about the food at the school cafeteria.
Walk around class begging for spare change.
67.Chew on your arm until someone notices.
68.Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.
69. laugh when the teacher says this and try to get it to come up often
70.after the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say “Oh, now I get it!”
71.Lick yourself clean like a cat does. 
72.After the teacher has explained something, say “Quite right, old bean” in the typical old english style.
73.Sing your questions to the class.
74.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream “THAT’S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry.”
75.Address the teacher as “your honour”. 
76.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he’s been drinking.
77.Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting next to you.
78.Claim that you wrote the class textbook.
79.Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the teacher answers.
80.Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while you laugh. 
81.When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work.
82.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder
83.At a completely random time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a question about a different subject and pretend you thought it was that class.
84.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say “I’m pointing at the ceiling”.
85.When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have you and your friends all yell “FRESH MEAT!!!!” at the same time.
86.Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say ‘buh buh bah buh buh buh?’ or similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it. 
87.Say you’re invisible and when people say you’re not, start crying.
88.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
89.While the teacher is writing, hide the board rubber. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
90.Tell your teacher that you don’t do homework because it’s against your religion.
91.Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the teacher to focus the overhead projector.
92. Sit in the front row and spend the class filing your teeth into sharp points.
93. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
94. When the teachers calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
95. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute". 
96.Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the teacher to speak louder. 
97. Watch the teacher through binoculars.
98. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
99. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
100.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like “the”. Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly.
101.Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you’re terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner or under your desk.
102.Go up to the teacher but face the empty space next to him/her and ask if you can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations. 
103.As soon as the bell rings to start class, crawl under your desk and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream.
104.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera..
105.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
106.Refuse to do any work until the whole class has put on rubber gloves for fear of lead poisioning.
107.In class when the teacher is talking, pretend you’re not paying attention and if she picks you to anwser, say “So the Rhino did go to the beach with the Elephant”.
108.While taking a test, get up about halfway through and point at the teacher or someone random and scream “You ruined christmas” and then storm out of the room, slamming the door on your way out. THE GRINCH
109.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree.
110.When the teacher turns his/her attention to you and calls you to answer the question, act as if you’re an undercover agent and refuse to give information.
111.When forced to type up an essay or project, put the whole thing in wingdings then act confused when your teacher can’t understand it.
112.Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
113.Continually ask questions so that the professor can’t give homework
114.Answer the teacher’s questions in slow motion 
115.Answer questions only with one word
116.Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
117.Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
118.Talk with an accent
119.Answer questions in a different language
120.Fake spasms
121.Pretend to be scared of everything
122.Drop your pen and say “accio” pen
123.Ask your teacher where the potions room is
124.When the teacher enters the room Scream “next” 
125.When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund
126. Come in early before class (after that teacher’s lunch break, before they have a chance to return to the room) and leave love notes from other teachers on their desk.
127.Post up decorative fliers advertising a party at somebody elses house. Make sure they don’t know about it until the last minute.
128.If you know when a scheduled fire drill will occur (but few/no other students do), try to convince everyone that terrorists will attack at precisely (time of drill).
129.Devote an entire day to injecting “Thats what she said” into as many conversations as possible
130.Draw innapropriate things in OTHERS people’s textbooks
131. .Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly. 
132. . If a teacher isn’t already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal. .
133. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
134. Like, say `like,’ like, a lot…like .
135. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
136. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
137. When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two ’
138. Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three ”
139. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
140. During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat
141. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
142. Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice. 
143. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
144. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously. 
145. If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
146. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet. . 
147. Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did’
148. Bring crutches to school.
149. Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
150. Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.
151. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door. . 
152. When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.
153. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class. Meow and bark occasionally. .
154. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting. .
155. Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds .
156. Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading .
157. Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher `I swear to drunk I’m not God ’ . 
158. Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that she's is under arrest. . 
159. Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.” (even if you aren’t late) . 
160. Meow to answer a question .
161. Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class. . 
162. Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody’ take out packs of gum and start passing out gum. .
163. Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum and hold in on your finger. Then insist you don’t have any gum, and put it back in your mouth. .
164. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous. .
165. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks..
166. Cry out randomly that everyone is against you. .
167. Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force .
168. Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you’re a volcano. . 
169. Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow..
170. Tell your teacher that you’re going to be sick tomorrow. .
171. In anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language. .
172. Write `Gullible’ on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the ___(floor ceiling or chalkboard). If they don’t believe you point, then say `Made you look ’ .
173. Randomly laugh hysterically .
174. Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL .
175. Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, for you are going to pull a fire alarm . 
176. Write `objects in mirror are dumber than they appear’ on a small mirror. Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror. .
177. Do the above, except on the bathroom mirrors. .
178. Wear tissues on your head .
179. Come into class with sunglasses, and pretend to shoot at your teacher with your fingers. Then loudly whisper `Sorry, I had to get rid of the alien scum’ . 
180. Pass around a petition against petitions .
181. Raise your hand, act terrified and cry, saying `You didn’t have to be so mean ’ .
182. If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It’s the voices again.’ .
183. Hum `If your happy and you know it’ loudly then randomly start to cry .
184. Try to get your class to sing “We don’t need no education”
185. Act like you’re in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma’am and sir. March everywhere. .  
186. Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened. . 
187. Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you’re sure you are about to win. .
188. Pretend to slap a fly and then go `mmmm snack time’ . 
189. Lead your class in a sing-a-long..
190. Poke the person sitting next to you repeatedly until they get angry, then blame it on your imaginary friend. .
191. Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide. .
192. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him. .
193. In a creepy voice say to everyone `You will die in seven days’ Act like nothing had happened. . 
194. (If in a school that requires uniforms) Loudly talk about how one person’s uniform is `so two minutes ago’ (even though you are wearing the same thing)
195. (If in a school with no uniforms) Put on a weird shirt and loudly whisper about everyone’s bad fashion sense. .
196. Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask the teacher why they called on you. .
197. Raise your hand and wave it eagerly like you know the answer. Do this for every question. When called on, answer every question `Abraham Lincoln.’ .
198. Make up a language and when no one understands it act like they are crazy. .
199. Laugh hysterically and proclaim `You shall all perish Perish I say ’ Act like nothing had happened. .
200. Try to hold a swordfight with rulers. .
201. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom. . 
202. Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say `That’s mine ’ .
203. Read with your textbook upside-down. .
204. Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.” .
205. Bring in a pillow and lie in the aisle and pretend to go to sleep. .
206. Walk down the aisle and pretend someone tripped you. Glare at that person for the rest of class. .
207. Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out `I’m lost ’ .
208. Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener. .
209. Carefully place the tissue box in a certain spot at the beginning of class. In class, scream or gasp and run over to the tissue box, acting like it was moved. Carefully fix it. .
210. Repeat. .
211. Ask if you can teach the class. .
212. Draw caricatures of your teacher. Sign the paper with a classmate’s name/initials. Leave the pictures on the classmate’s desk. .
213. Act jittery all class, shaking and twitching. Recoil whenever someone passes or tries to touch you. .
214. Knit. .
215. Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join. .
216. Wear Mardi Gras beads and a party hat, and throw confetti into the air when school lets out. . 
217. Talk about your dream job as a janitor. .
218. Bring a bottle to school. Drink out of it all day. Cry if it gets confiscated. .
220. Ask your teachers if they find sick pleasure in tormenting you.